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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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