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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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