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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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