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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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