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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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