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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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