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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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