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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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