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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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