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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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