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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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