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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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