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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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