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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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