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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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