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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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