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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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