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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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