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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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