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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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