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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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