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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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