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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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