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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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