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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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