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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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