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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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