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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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