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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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