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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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