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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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