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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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