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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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