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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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