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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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