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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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