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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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