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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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