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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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