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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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