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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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