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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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