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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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