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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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