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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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