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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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