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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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