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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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