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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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