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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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