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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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