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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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