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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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